Tiger Woods *adult*

[dammit]

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband. "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no surprise in this day and age." >

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with another guy." > > >

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah, the wife says."

The husband thinks about it. "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then made passionate love.

When they're finished, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm going to call room service for some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife for a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"What are you doing?" The wife asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to phone room service to order some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that," The wife says niggedly.

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

Thee guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.

When they finish, he's gasping for air and glistening with sweat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No!" he says. "I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what par is for this damn hole."

[renegade600]

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