Proof that the world is nuts!(Like we needed proof!)

[gooner]

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but is prohibited from looking directly at them during examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different reversed?

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick?

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. All of a sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time; Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice!

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores. But of course!

In Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. Makes one shudder at the thought!!!!

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who volunteers for this stuff?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling?

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this research?

Butterflies taste with their feet. Ah, geez!

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.

Starfish don't have brains. I know some people like that also.

And, the best for last - Turtles can breathe through their butts. And you thought you had bad breath in the morning!

[Cigar smoker]

That's the best list of stuff I've seen in a while.
Will never look at a turtle again the same way.

[DJoe]

Anything nuts in North America? I think United States has quite a few weird laws.

I know in B.C. and Alberta its illegal to park in the Ditch and/or Bush, even if its accidental.

[Cigar smoker]

Originally Posted by DJoe

Anything nuts in North America?

When's the last time you looked in a mirror?

[smurfy]

Originally Posted by DJoe

Anything nuts in North America? I think United States has quite a few weird laws.

I know in B.C. and Alberta its illegal to park in the Ditch and/or Bush, even if its accidental.

Where do you think Maryland is?

[DJoe]

In the East, south of NewYork, why? Thats if your talking about the State.

"When's the last time you looked in a mirror?". I haven't seen my face for a long time, which was 30seconds ago.

[smurfy]

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !

Anything nuts in North America? I think United States has quite a few weird laws.

Where do you think Maryland is?

In the East, south of NewYork, why? Thats if your talking about the State.

Get it yet?

[DJoe]

Yeep

[PurestLight]

Theyre all brilliant but how intriguing is this

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

[zephyrus]

Of course we needed proof that the world is nuts. And we just got that proof. No wonder the world is getting nutter every minute of our lives.

[IMdt56]

Ah, you guys are hilarious.

[DELTREE]

This is very good INFO!! I will have to remember all of it!!
THANK YOU!!!