How computer engineer husband talks with his wife???

[itschahat]

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.


An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:
"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

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An IT Husband

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife o you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband ata type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

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- Chahat

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[jmtjet]

I've heard the first story before, only it was a blond that used the car for collateral. Sorry.

True story: I have a friend that worked on the security force at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport in Texas. Tony Dorsett, the star running back of the Dallas Cowboy football team, would park his Rollsroyce in a no parking zone when the team was going out of town. The airport security would tow the car to the security parking lot and impound it. Upon the return of the team Dorsett would pay the fine and get his car back. Dorsett felt his very expensive car was much safer impounded than in the airport parking garage.