Proof that EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas

[Kimmygem]

Bully....trust me, american women are the best..how can I convince you of this? Everyone here knows this to be true...all others are just in denial...

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[bullybeef]

Well maybe i will marry me one of them there american woman one day if they are so good.


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[lufbra]

Bully, don't get yerself into deep doodie here, just be careful mate, it's one of her plots to get you hooked lined and sinkered to her! Heck, I can even hear her lips smacking, the chains chinking, the had cuffs opening, and the whip cracking!!
But please don't worry to much (well maybe a little bit), cos your best friends Frosty, Sharpy, and myself will be here wiv ya, there's no way she's gonna get you!! Irons is gone, she's got him and there's no way out for that chap! Harrie is almost there, I don't think we can do anymore to save her!! But you Bully, we still have a chance.
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

Ooooooooh, if you only knew lufbra....I already have Bully in my grips. There is no hope for him, you may as well hang it up. He may pretend to be on your side...but, I know the truth...I've had him in my dungeon,he's even had the chili.... he just has this memory problem....it's called selective memory! hehehehe

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[bullybeef]

Well kick my arse and send me to china.
Dont worry Dave mate i let kimmy think she had me in her powers so i could see how strong they were. I am back now and yes there is hope for Irons and Harrie.

We just gotta use our secret weapon when its ready, the one that turns frogs into princeses, well we can try.

Man that dungeon was dark, even seen Buzz there sheding his skin arrrhhhh.

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[Kimmygem]

tsk tsk....you see? He's still in denial. Don't listen to him...

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[lufbra]

No no no Kimmygem, Bully isn't in denial, he's wiv us, the good guys. You're just trying to fool Frosty, Sharpy and myself, but we ain't gonna be fooled by you, nor even that Irons dude!! Try as you might, it ain't gonna work!!!
Bully, I hope you are okay after going into that thar dungeon, you be a braver man than me!!! As for kissing frogs, do you really think that would work?
Dave.

[bullybeef]

Well Dave it was dark really dark, and as i was chained to the wall this really nice looking woman came over to me and said her name was Mrs Gem. I thought hey this isnt that bad, but then she changed into a 6 tf 5 inch green thing with long spiky nails and big big teeth and she kept saying "RIBBIT RIBBIT" and was trying to catch flies all the time.

There were three other people there Mishy, Buzz and Ironside, they had been cloned, so the ones that are in this forum now are not the real ones.

One last thing:
When i escaped i looked at a list i found on the floor, and using a candle to read it,

Here is what it said.
It takes 4 weeks to take someones mind and convert them.
Our next victims are:
Sharpy - (they have been trying for 4 days)
Rosie - (they have been trying for 1 week)
and Harrie -(they have been trying for 2 weeks, thats why we aint had any cookies cos she is half way there)

Well signing off now Dave and i hope this information is useful.

Long Live The Fab Four.




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[lufbra]

Thanks Bully, and yes indeed this info is very usefull. I am so sorry to see so many good names on that list, but I'm also pleased to see that you and I ain't there!
As for the cookies, I'll ask Mrs. Lufbra to bake some for you, and they will have real chocolate in them, how's about English Cadbury's, will that suffice?
Dave.

[bullybeef]

Yer nice one Dave.
Mrs Gem told me you cannot get cadburys in the USA.


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[lufbra]

You can Bully, but it is made by Hershey's, and tastes awful, nothing like as good as the English chocolate!! I think it is made in Canada.
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

MsGem told you nothing of the sort....lol MsGem told you that she doesn't like Cadbury's.....hehe Dove Chocolate....that's my favorite.

Oh...almost forgot to reply to the nonsense that you two are posting! A 6' frog? Come now....there is no such thing...quit trying to scare all the newbies away!

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[This message has been edited by Kimmygem (edited 05 November 2000).]

[bullybeef]

Well Mrs Gem, i had a think and you did say you could get it.
So i take what i said back ARRRRRRH.


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[Kimmygem]

hahahaha!!

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[lufbra]

Bully, now you be very careful here, cos she's gonna be keepin' an eye on you, and just when you don't know it, she'll pounce!!!!
Dave.