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Old November 21st, 2004, 07:49 PM
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4th husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the
fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to
your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third
husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

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Old November 21st, 2004, 07:53 PM
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Must be that time of the month again!!
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Old November 22nd, 2004, 12:30 AM
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sounds suspectious to me. Pity number 5.
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Old November 22nd, 2004, 04:22 AM
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Must be that time of the month again!!
dammit

You say that every month when I post this kind of joke.
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