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Old August 26th, 2004, 01:56 PM
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Clean your mouse

A very useful tool.

This is excellent. To recalibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Z. Then drag the Z toward the J. If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.


Z Stop farting around and go do something constructive J
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Old August 26th, 2004, 03:30 PM
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You got me.......

Here's an oldie:
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."
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Old August 27th, 2004, 12:26 PM
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Eek indeed!
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Old August 27th, 2004, 09:36 PM
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Old May 4th, 2022, 10:54 PM
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Hehehe I tried it
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Old May 5th, 2022, 03:00 AM
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What a lot of balls... Yeah I tried it tooooo!!!
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