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Old October 28th, 2003, 11:38 AM
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the shortcut

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a
ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
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Old October 28th, 2003, 03:15 PM
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Old October 28th, 2003, 10:47 PM
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