Yesterday All those backups seemed a waste of pay.

[IamOne]

(to the tune Yesterday by The Beatles)

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a deadline hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong -
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for backups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay.
Now I believe in yesterday.

[musicobsessed]

Originally Posted by IamOne

"Never put jam on a magnet"

you've had the signatures
"never put jam in a toaster"
and
"never put jam on a magnet."

maybe your next one should be

"keep the f---king jam away from me"

[misergate]

HiHo
2cents..
could it be added... 'i need Big Bills patching day', 'to keep those script kiddies aw-ay-ay'

[oracle128]

Those damn script kiddies, I hate those little b@astards so much.

Script Kiddy 1: "i a 1337 h@X0r coz i can d/l a prog to make teh buffer overflowz"
Script Kiddy 2: "lol whatz a buffer overflowz lol"
SK1: "i dunno but it zounds 1337!!!!!!!1"
SK2: "lol awezome d00d! lol"

[IamOne]

Originally Posted by oracle128

Those damn script kiddies, I hate those little b@astards so much.

Script Kiddy 1: "i a 1337 h@X0r coz i can d/l a prog to make teh buffer overflowz"
Script Kiddy 2: "lol whatz a buffer overflowz lol"
SK1: "i dunno but it zounds 1337!!!!!!!1"
SK2: "lol awezome d00d! lol"

[IamOne]

Originally Posted by musicobsessed

you've had the signatures
"never put jam in a toaster"
and
"never put jam on a magnet."

maybe your next one should be

"keep the f---king jam away from me"

Got new one now just for you