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Old December 11th, 2006, 06:59 PM
wafcste wafcste is offline
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Smile Follow the instructions very carefully!

WHAT TO DO:

1. Leave your hand on the mouse

2. Doubleclick the symbol below (it's virus checked)

3. Concentrate on the dot in the middle of the screen and count to 30 (It's very important to watch it for 30 seconds! Otherwise it won't work!)

4. Now look at your hand on the mouse

5. Don't scream!


http://www.stickyfrog.co.uk/shqi/Optical.exe
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Old December 11th, 2006, 07:18 PM
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Swell.
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Old December 11th, 2006, 08:08 PM
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So Dammit are you taking over for BM on downloading links to .exe files posted here without checking them out first?
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Old December 11th, 2006, 08:36 PM
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So Dammit are you taking over for BM on downloading links to .exe files posted here without checking them out first?
Ran it past AVG first matey.
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Old December 11th, 2006, 08:49 PM
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Ran it past AVG first matey.
Good show there, something BM would never have thought of doing.
Ewido gave it the and Nod32 gave the O.K. nod to it.
Problem is I can't stare at the damn thing for longer than 15 seconds without raising the bottle to my mouth and then losing my concentration.
Did it make you scream?
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Old December 11th, 2006, 08:53 PM
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Seen it before.. it is wierd though..
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Old December 11th, 2006, 08:56 PM
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I'll be out of brew in a couple of hours. Will give it a shot then.
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Old December 11th, 2006, 10:48 PM
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Please let us Linux users know when the link is to an .exe file to stop us wasting our time.

I love your other jokes.

Brian

an elderly ex-pat Welshman
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