Infantile*adultish*

[dammit]

Doug decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Doug that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a twelve year old. He stated that it was okay because he loved her soooo much.

However, Doug felt that this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Doug looked Sandy in the eyes and said...''I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope that you could deal with that once we are married.''

She said, ''Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.''

Sandy and Doug got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Doug whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Doug's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Doug ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, ''You told me your penis was the size of an infant!''
"Yes , it is......



7 pounds, 4 ounces, and 18 inches long!!''

[black mirror]

[dammit]

Originally Posted by black mirror

[Snurfen]

"Dear Points of view,

it's smut such as this blah blah blah........"

Very good Dammit

[PurestLight]

youd think she might have noticed that his trousers hung a bit funny ............