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Old June 23rd, 2007, 12:58 AM
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Thumbs up You show those dirty pictures

Banta goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a
real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can
find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this
a picture of?" he asks.
Banta turns the picture upside down then turns it
around and states, "That'sa man and a woman on a bed
making love."
The Psychologist says, "Very interesting," and shows
the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
Banta looks and turns it in different directions and
says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot,
and asks the same question, "What is this a picture
of?"
Banta again turns it in all directions and replies,
"That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be
obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands Banta. "You're the one who keeps
showing me the dirty pictures!
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Old June 24th, 2007, 12:28 AM
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an old 'un, but a good 'un, PoN
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Old June 26th, 2007, 01:06 AM
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Cool

Actually,
old is gold
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Old June 26th, 2007, 02:51 PM
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I dont get it
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Old June 28th, 2007, 12:55 AM
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Smile

Sorry renegade,
I think u have low understanding capability.
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Old June 30th, 2007, 12:49 AM
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Cool Heheheheh

Coolest one
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Old July 5th, 2007, 07:43 PM
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Not Bad...
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Old July 10th, 2007, 06:03 AM
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1000 dollar competition

1000 dollar competition

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet"

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!!

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The scrawny little man replied "I work for the IRS."
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Old July 10th, 2007, 08:53 AM
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Lol nice ^_^
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Old July 10th, 2007, 01:00 PM
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Very good PoN
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