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Funny computer joke...
Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat.
Background: both are s/w engineers and both work for real big MNC's Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee. Hero: OK Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.) Manager: Hey, I need some help from you Hero: [ This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening? Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening. Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...) Female: Hey, am back Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!! Hero: Yep, u rite!! Female: Hey, can u do me a favor Hero: sure, why not. Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok? Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW! NOTE: SO BEWARE OF SUCH FEMALES..! ---------- - Chahat http://www.JokesDuniya.com |
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Hmmmm,
Not so funny i guess... |
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