Go Back   Cyber Tech Help Support Forums > General > Open Discussion > Jokes Forum

Notices

Jokes Forum Looking for a laugh and a giggle ? Post your jokes and gags here. Please add *Adult* to the subject title if the joke is of an adult nature. Anything obscene will be removed immediately.

Reply
 
Topic Tools
  #1  
Old May 13th, 2005, 09:25 PM
dammit's Avatar
dammit dammit is offline
Rampant Rabbit
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: New York/Paris/Milan/pie country
Age: 22
Posts: 11,532
How many forum members

...........does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old May 13th, 2005, 10:49 PM
hypnotizeminds's Avatar
hypnotizeminds hypnotizeminds is offline
CTH Subscriber
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
O/S: Linux
Location: Flint, MI
Posts: 4,137
So true, so true...
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old May 13th, 2005, 11:18 PM
MrsBungleBungles MrsBungleBungles is offline
Not sure?
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: England
Posts: 149
Thumbs up

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old May 14th, 2005, 01:51 AM
sho-dan's Avatar
sho-dan sho-dan is offline
Senior T-Dog
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
O/S: Windows 7 64-bit
Location: Island of Misfit Toys
Age: 73
Posts: 4,620
how u doin

What no "ADULT" litebulbs
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old May 14th, 2005, 03:02 AM
uripyores's Avatar
uripyores uripyores is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
O/S: Windows XP Home
Location: tinyurl.com/yd5zd6
Posts: 2,994
Quote:
Originally Posted by dammit
............1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Only 1 , OMG, it must be me..


They are really funny.

Last edited by uripyores; May 14th, 2005 at 03:06 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old May 14th, 2005, 03:05 AM
LRI41 LRI41 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Age: 90
Posts: 218
I echo Sho Dan !!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old May 14th, 2005, 06:19 AM
Sinister-wolf's Avatar
Sinister-wolf Sinister-wolf is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
O/S: Windows XP Home
Location: The Great White North, eh.
Posts: 407
so a total of 36?

since most of the ones who'll post the light bulb will be reposting to argue the fact?
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old May 14th, 2005, 08:33 AM
renegade600's Avatar
renegade600 renegade600 is offline
CTH Subscriber
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
O/S: Linux
Location: Osceola, Ar
Posts: 26,675
I saw the light and find this joke insulting to all forum members.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old May 17th, 2005, 10:01 AM
Net's Avatar
Net Net is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 43
Ahahaha, that's a good one. Classic, the flamers who go after the people for spell checking.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old May 18th, 2005, 11:38 AM
wingsoffire's Avatar
wingsoffire wingsoffire is offline
New Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 22
Quote:
Originally Posted by LRI41
I echo Sho Dan !!!!!!
Me too.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old May 18th, 2005, 11:25 PM
Snurfen's Avatar
Snurfen Snurfen is offline
CTH Subscriber
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
O/S: Windows 7 32-bit
Location: south Wales
Posts: 8,338


not forgetting the 6 who post 3 rotflmao's to get their number of posts up
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Topic Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Topics
Topic Topic Starter Forum Replies Last Post
New Members Greetings Ned Seagoon Comments & Suggestions 23 September 19th, 2004 06:17 AM
2,000 Members MishY Open Discussion 12 October 29th, 2001 11:41 PM
To all the members that help... Junky Open Discussion 6 October 27th, 2001 06:41 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:11 AM.