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#1
September 27th, 2000, 03:50 PM
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Advice for all you single guys!
Once there were a chicken and a horse playing together in a
barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud-pit! He yells out to the chicken: "HELP, HELP!!! Go get the farmer, save me, save me!! The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud-pit, lasso's the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says "Thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life, chicken...." A couple of days later they are playing there again But this time the chicken falls into the mud-pit and calls out to the horse: "Help me, help me!!!! Go get the farmer!!!" But the horse says, "There's no time!!! But I think I can reach you, hold on!" The horse stretches it's 4 legs across the mud-pit and yells at the chicken, "Grab onto my dick!!!!!" The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back and saves the chickens life...... The moral to this story: If you have a dick the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. 
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September 27th, 2000, 04:14 PM
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Lol, Errmm what would ya do if ya have niether?
Not that i have that problem you understand i'm just asking for a m8 see, it's not for me honest. ------------------ ...Sharpy... Official member of the "Chewed out by Kimmy club."
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#3
September 27th, 2000, 06:35 PM
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lol smurfy ..
steve..
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#5
September 28th, 2000, 11:05 AM
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How would you know, Buzz?
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#7
September 28th, 2000, 03:59 PM
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lmao! I guess so! hehe
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#9
September 28th, 2000, 08:54 PM
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I guess you had to throw him a rope....
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#12
September 28th, 2000, 09:00 PM
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hehe cause you have a BMW!
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#14
September 28th, 2000, 09:05 PM
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Yeah you do....you drive us all insane everyday. :O)
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#15
September 28th, 2000, 10:47 PM
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LMAO...
I think thats one to Kimmy. If i was you Buzz i'd quit while i was behind. ------------------ ...Sharpy... Official member of the "Chewed out by Kimmy club."
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