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Old July 28th, 2006, 06:52 PM
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Undertaker Convention

There were three undertakers at a convention.

The first said "I had a terrible case. A person fell from a window 5 floors up and it took me three days to make him presentable for the wake".

The second said "That's nothing. There was a window washer on the top floor of the Empire State Building and his safety belt broke and he hit 5th Avenue. It took me a week to make him presentable for the wake."

The third undertaker said "You guys have it easy. There was a 747 flying at 35000 feet and a Nun fell out. She sailed 35000 feet straight down and landed on top of a fire hydrant. It took me a month to wipe the smile off her face."
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