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Old December 7th, 2004, 09:00 PM
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Hover Cat

Tie 3 pieces of bread to cats back. Now butter the outside of the bread.
Now throw cat in the air and it will fall and hover about 3 feet from the floor.

Principle is simple: Cats always land on their feet and bread always lands
on floor buttered side down. This causes the hover cat effect.

Now just throw or push the cat around and it will remain 3 feet off the floor.

Another cat trick is to put tape on bottom of one of the paws and then watch it walk.
Don't do all feet as it will just lay there.

Cat lovers hate me.
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Old December 7th, 2004, 09:10 PM
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thanks for the tips, going to have to give them a try - as soon as I catch my neighbors cat.
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Old December 7th, 2004, 09:27 PM
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Cat lovers hate me.
They are not keen on me either BD CATS AND SELLOTAPE

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Old December 8th, 2004, 05:43 PM
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two excellent posts in one thread, thanks guys

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Old December 11th, 2004, 01:08 PM
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I agree, the buttered bread/cat theory is great, and that picture is disturbingly funny. Good job!
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Old December 18th, 2004, 07:47 AM
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That video dammit posted was hilarious! You can't help but laugh at the little guy.

P.S. The cat was funny, too.
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