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Old October 16th, 2021, 08:15 AM
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An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.

The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.9% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely."

Anti-vaxxer: "F*ck that, I'm swimming!"
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