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Old November 10th, 2003, 05:15 PM
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You know you're trailer trash when:

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all! Watch
this!"

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled
Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down,
depending on how much gas is in it.


14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
wife drunk.

19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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Old November 10th, 2003, 05:59 PM
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