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Old October 15th, 2022, 03:38 PM
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Guess the Airline

A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.
He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the f*** do you want d***Head?"
"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... "British Airways!".
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Old October 15th, 2022, 08:23 PM
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Old October 15th, 2022, 10:43 PM
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Old October 16th, 2022, 02:44 AM
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