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Old October 19th, 2006, 09:13 AM
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Smile First Woman President

The first woman President is elected. Not only is she a woman, she
also happens to be Jewish. After the election results are in, she
calls her mother. "Mama, I've won the election, you've got to come
to my inauguration!"

"I don't know, what would I wear?" says mama.

"Don't worry, I'll send you to a dressmaker."

"But I only eat kosher food."

"Mama, I'm going to be the president, I can get you kosher food."

"But how will I get there?"

"I'll send a limo, just come, Mama."

"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."

The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme Court
justices and the future Cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman
on her right. "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the
Bible?" she says proudly. "Her brother's a doctor."
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Old October 19th, 2006, 10:27 PM
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Old October 20th, 2006, 09:18 AM
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So she SHOULD respect a Doctor more
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