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tshirt slogan
"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time" "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old) "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up" "Procrastinate Now" "My Dog Can Lick Anyone" "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?" "If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!" "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING" "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!" "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken" "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on." "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH" "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory." "HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!" "The trouble with life is there's no background music." "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT" "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research." |
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Actually saw this one:
Front: BOMB SQUAD Back: If you see me running, try to keep up! |
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