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Old August 6th, 2023, 04:02 PM
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Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
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Florida Holiday

An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asked where are they going.

The wife says “What did he says.” The husband turns to his wife and says the officer wants to know where are we going.

He tells the officer that they are going to Florida. Then the officer asks how long they were going to Florida for.

The wife again ask “What did he say.” The husband turns to his wife and says the officer wants to know how long are we going to Florida for. The husband tells the officer that they were going for two months.

The custom officer then asks where were they coming from. The wife says, “What did he says” The husband turns to his wife and says the custom officer wants to know where we are coming from. The husband tells the officer that they are coming from “Saskatoon.”

The custom officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that that he had once dated a lady from Saskatoon and she was the worst sex he ever had.

The wife says, “What did he say.” The husband turns to his wife and says. “He thinks he knows you.”
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