[A to Z] I havent ever...

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Pointed Percy at the Porcelain Properly!

Q

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Quaffed a Quart of Quaalude Quickly.

R

[The Dude]

I havent ever Robbed someone of thier goods..

S

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Stolen a Shapely Sheela's Satin Shorts.

T

[The Dude]

I havent ever taken a valum

U

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Underestimated a Unicorns Uncles Understanding of Unpredictability.

V

[The Dude]

I havent ever visited an empty restaurant on sunday

W

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Welcomed a Wretched Wanker on a Windy Wednesday While Wallowing in Waist deep Water.

X

[The Dude]

I havent ever Xrayed a rock

Y

[Ned Seagoon]

I haven't ever Yanked a Yellow Yacht along the Yangtze River.

Z

[The Dude]

I havent ever Zipped across someone elses backyard in a car

A

[Ned Seagoon]

Can we make this game a little more interesting by adding to the rules so that entries require a short sentence with alliteration of the letter and containing a Noun, verb and either an adjective, adverb or another noun or all or some of these additions?

Example:

An Aardvark Always Asks Awkward questions.

B

[Ned Seagoon]

But Big Balls Bounce Blissfully



C

[The Dude]

Well you have been doing that anyway I see

I guess it doesnt matter what your entry is.....

I havent ever cut a 5 dollar bill into many pieces..

D

[The Dude]

I havent ever dealt drugs.. (And I dont want to)

E