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You might be a Yankee if
# You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
# You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. # For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. # You don't know what a moon pie is. # You've never had grain alcohol. # You've never, ever, eaten Okra. # You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. # You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've see are on road trips. # You have no idea what a polecat is. # Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head. # You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. # You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. # More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut. # You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. # Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women. # You don't think Howard Stern has an accent. # You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show. # You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. # You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. # The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp on the highway. # You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. # The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus. # You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. # You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt. # You don't know what applique is. # Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within the context of a football game. # You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob) # You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. # You've never been to a craft show. # You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. # You can't do your laundry without quarters. |
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Some of those are so true. Until I moved to Akansas, I thought a barbeque was a cook out, and I still won't touch okra.
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I love okra if it's fried really crisp. If it's boiled, it's slimy.
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Okra is great. If you add a touch of vineger to the water it isn't that slimy. It's easy to grow and when it seems done producing you can beat the branches off with a stick and it will produce again. Pickled okra is very good.
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