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Old January 26th, 2022, 08:21 AM
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Parachute Club

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're nearly 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!

The line went dead.


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Old February 21st, 2022, 09:27 PM
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That's a good one! Thanks man. <thumbsup>
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Old February 22nd, 2022, 10:04 AM
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I love it. Sign me up for two jumps.
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Old February 22nd, 2022, 05:15 PM
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I'm afraid of heights.
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Old February 22nd, 2022, 11:02 PM
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