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Old May 25th, 2006, 07:28 PM
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Smile Pepsi has a new drink *Adultish*
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.



For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin

and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Old May 25th, 2006, 07:47 PM
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Lol!
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Old May 25th, 2006, 08:12 PM
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Maybe I should have specified that it came to me in my email from a nurse? Sorry if it offended anyone...that was not the intent.
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Old May 25th, 2006, 08:29 PM
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Maybe I should have specified that it came to me in my email from a nurse? Sorry if it offended anyone...that was not the intent.

That is the funniest joke i have heard in a while.....
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Old May 25th, 2006, 08:40 PM
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erm dont be sorry - I really LOLLED at that one!!!!!
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That was a great one.
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Old May 31st, 2006, 12:42 AM
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Glad that you enjoyed this one. It is difficult for me to find originals.
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ROTFLMAO!! Thats hilarious! I like the Concluding thought as well. lol!!
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