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Old April 22nd, 2006, 02:14 PM
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The X Rated Video

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.


She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video shop to complain.


Blonde "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."


Shop assistant: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"


Blonde "It's called 'Head Cleaner."
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Old April 22nd, 2006, 02:15 PM
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Old April 22nd, 2006, 05:11 PM
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x rated

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Old April 22nd, 2006, 06:07 PM
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Old April 22nd, 2006, 09:20 PM
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Ah my kind of movie
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Old February 13th, 2021, 05:18 AM
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Hehehehe no wonder why there was "static"
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