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Old September 28th, 2000, 11:53 PM
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15 pieces of advice for daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon-they should be able to put them
all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -it's too little to be out
alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are
too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal
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Old September 29th, 2000, 12:58 AM
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those are funny.......

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Old September 29th, 2000, 02:31 AM
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Hey, whoever wrote that is a really smart person!

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Old September 29th, 2000, 04:15 AM
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Hi
that will only be true when pigs fly..



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If a man speaks and no woman is around to hear him.....is he still wrong?
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Old September 29th, 2000, 04:59 AM
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Oh my Frosty, you've posted a gif of one of my favourite sayings!!! Can I borrow it please?
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Old September 29th, 2000, 05:02 AM
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Yea go ahead lufbra.

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Old September 29th, 2000, 05:34 AM
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Thanks a lot Frosty, I'm gonna be using that one a lot!!!! Hmmmmm, this has me thinking about the possibility of another gif available anywhere, but I think I'll start it in a new post.
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Old February 9th, 2023, 04:49 AM
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Those are funny,im gonna send them to my sister!

Thanks Smurfy!!
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