Beer convention

[Snurfen]

There's a big conference of beer producers.
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.
Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, than neither will I."

[Mr Bean]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Snurfen]

bbbbbrrrrruuuummmmmmmmm TISHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh

[dammit]

Can't beat a pint of Wife Beater or Liffey Water.. closely followed by Bodds.

[Snurfen]

Wife Beater and a kebab or Liffey and Cheesy Chips with garlic sauce from AbbraKabbabra (only the bog trotters could name a kebab shop something that daft)

[Jintan]

I was at the Belgian Grand Prix a few years back, and all they sold was Artois. It was a long race.

[Snurfen]

oh no, all those hills to stagger up and down! Still, plenty of trees to dodge behind for a "pit stop"

What a fantastic course! Spa-Francochamps is second only to Monaco (and that only wins cos of he totty on display). Another great event in Belgium is the Motocross Grands Prix at Namur. Sit in one of the trackside cafes drinking Duval and Kwack. Stunning day out. Long drive home.

[smurfy]

I don't believe this joke, there's no way an Oirishman would pass up an opportunity for a beer, after all, the Irish are 2nd only to the Czechs on beer consumption per capita.

Personally I can't stand Guiness, but a pint of Murphy's doesn't go astray

[Vercades]

WHOOOOO hehehe that's a knee slapper.

[Snurfen]

blimey, if you factored in the strength of the beer, the Czechs and Slovaks would be off the top of the page.
It's real wobbly legs stuff over there