Those are excellent Dave thanks.
My experience?
Love is....Coming home from a great night on the town and listening to all your girlfriends promises about what's gonna happen when you get home. Then you spend the night holding her hair out of the way while she throws up.
Disgusting but true.
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...Sharpy...
Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.