Ok Here's a couple for you - pretty tame really.
Usual scenario - being chased (no idea by who), need to escape. Convenient flagpole, climb to top. Pole starts to sway from side to side - can't hold on. Let go and fall.... (always waken up before impact)
Second: Need to go to the shops so it's out the back door, down the concrete steps, along the stony path and hang a left. 150m down the road there is a police car. The two policemen are now in my house - one puts the kettle on and the other has a look round. They explain (laughing a lot) that they were monitoring traffic speed on the main road into town and they glance in the rear view mirrors to see me walking down the middle of the road completely starkers. So they cover me with a jacket and escort me back to the house. As I awaken, I see that I have a large fluorescent police jacket on and there are two policemen in my house - one making tea and the other explaining that they were monitoring traffic at the end of my road...............
