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Forum: Jokes Forum March 20th, 2024, 10:07 PM
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Posted By Ned Seagoon
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be...

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Hear about the new restaurant...
Forum: Jokes Forum March 16th, 2024, 02:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
A few, non proof read, church notices:- ...

A few, non proof read, church notices:-



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be...
Forum: Jokes Forum March 11th, 2024, 10:08 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Murphy's Other Laws 1. Light travels faster...

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3....
Forum: Jokes Forum December 30th, 2023, 11:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
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Forum: Jokes Forum December 22nd, 2023, 07:42 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
If someone with multiple personalities threatens...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be...
Forum: Jokes Forum December 19th, 2023, 09:56 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How...

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They...
Forum: Jokes Forum November 18th, 2023, 09:29 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of...

The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54,
The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57,
The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41,
The best soccer player in...
Forum: Jokes Forum November 17th, 2023, 07:28 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Lying around, pondering the problems of the...

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age, I don't really give a rat's ass anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale...
Forum: Jokes Forum October 25th, 2023, 05:57 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
•So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws...

•So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

•Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

•Threw out my...
Forum: Jokes Forum July 24th, 2023, 04:11 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,402
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Points to Ponder

1.When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2.To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

3. When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time...
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