Forum: Jokes Forum
September 4th, 2009, 03:41 PM
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Prison
Several years ago, John was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The Governer saw that deep down, John was a good person and made...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
September 4th, 2009, 03:40 PM
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Views: 726
Experiment
A team of sociologists has planned an experiment in isolation. They send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year's time...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 22nd, 2009, 08:11 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,185
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 22nd, 2009, 07:48 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,185
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 21st, 2009, 03:50 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,042
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 21st, 2009, 03:49 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 1,185
Black President
Don't know what all this fuss is about a black guy becoming President.
Zimbabwe have had one for years and he's sh*t.
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 20th, 2009, 08:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 914
Alcohol
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 19th, 2009, 08:04 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 875
Political correctness
In this era of political correctness, you really have to watch what you say.
I was in New York on holiday a few weeks ago, when some black dude approached me and asked
"Hey man, did the...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 19th, 2009, 08:03 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 784
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 19th, 2009, 07:55 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 745
Last Bus
A young woman gets on the last bus. She's obviously distressed so an older
woman takes pity:
OW: Would you like my seat, m'dear.
YW: Oh yes please.
OW: Are you sure you're alright, m'dear....
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 9th, 2009, 11:16 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 995
Newborn
Newborn
Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside, and said:
"I have something I must tell you about your baby."
What's wrong?"
the alarmed...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 9th, 2009, 07:57 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 814
Felicity
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 9th, 2009, 07:56 AM
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Views: 951
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 9th, 2009, 07:55 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 853
My Mate
I was in the pub with my mate last night. He came swaggering over with a fat bird on each arm.
"They're like buses," I said.
"Why?" he asked. "Because you wait for ages and then two come at once?"...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 9th, 2009, 07:39 AM
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Views: 772
Marriage
Hi guys, has been a while ;)
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
squiffs;)
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Forum: The Anything Else Board
August 5th, 2008, 04:33 PM
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Views: 803
Online Hosted Support Live Chat providers
Hi all,
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As part of our support for all those affected by MS we provide the only 24 hour freephone...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 11th, 2008, 12:45 PM
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Views: 700
War in Iraq
A journalist goes to iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them.The journalist approaches a local and says,"I thought the custom in islamic countries...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
January 11th, 2008, 12:40 PM
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Views: 36,222
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Forum: Jokes Forum
December 6th, 2007, 10:00 AM
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Views: 848
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Forum: Jokes Forum
December 4th, 2007, 03:12 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 788
Cultural Differences
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take...
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