Forum: Jokes Forum
November 29th, 2006, 12:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 569
Dot Com
Hope it hasn't already been posted.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
And Dot Com was a comely...
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Forum: Internet / Browsers
November 3rd, 2006, 12:15 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 891
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Forum: Jokes Forum
October 3rd, 2005, 12:18 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 1,592
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Forum: Jokes Forum
October 3rd, 2005, 11:50 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 1,592
Bush
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's really terrible!"
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Forum: Jokes Forum
September 10th, 2005, 11:36 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,106
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Forum: Jokes Forum
August 13th, 2005, 08:01 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,150
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Forum: Jokes Forum
August 12th, 2005, 01:11 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,150
Making a frog noise
Little Timmy races into the next room to his grandfather.
'Grandfather. Grandfather. Can you make a noise like frog?'
'Sure I can but why do you ask?'
'Well' said little Timmy all excited, 'My dad...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 5th, 2005, 12:19 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 837
Prison vs Work
> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
> make things a little bit clearer:
>
> IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
> AT WORK: you...
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Forum: Malware Removal
February 22nd, 2005, 07:13 AM
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Replies: 12
Views: 999
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Forum: Malware Removal
February 19th, 2005, 11:07 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 776
Latest ver of HJT is 1.99.1
Released 16 Feb 05
Annmarie has link in
http://www.cybertechhelp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37546
Cheers
Red
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Forum: Malware Removal
February 19th, 2005, 07:27 AM
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Replies: 12
Views: 999
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Forum: Malware Removal
February 13th, 2005, 01:14 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 999
Hi Acrobaze.
I'm trying to help Sliderule as...
Hi Acrobaze.
I'm trying to help Sliderule as a neighbour. He has dialup whereas I'm online all the time.
HiJackThis of Sliderule's was run from a separate subdirectory (HJT) off C: Drive. No...
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Forum: Malware Removal
February 2nd, 2005, 12:34 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,117
Your format for the two lines is correct.
...
Your format for the two lines is correct.
What happens when you try to go to Google?
Using IE gives Search Error and FireFox produces a blank page for me.
My HOSTS file has over 4,500...
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Forum: Malware Removal
January 7th, 2005, 12:01 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 976
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Forum: Malware Removal
January 7th, 2005, 05:33 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 976
DSO Exploit proving hard to get rid of
As a frequent visitor, I reckon you people deserve outstanding recognition for a constant job well done!!!!
This time I've got a request from daughter.
I've just run both AdAware and SpyBot...
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Forum: Malware Removal
January 5th, 2005, 09:00 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 1,607
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Forum: Malware Removal
January 2nd, 2005, 08:09 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 789
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Forum: Jokes Forum
December 28th, 2004, 07:26 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 826
An OLD groaner too
A lion had the most magnificent, thick bushy mane that had ever been seen. How proud and happy he was - until two birds discovered it and made it their home to raise a family. The constant twittering...
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Forum: Malware Removal
December 24th, 2004, 08:01 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 765
AnnMarie
As an almost daily visitor to this Forum I see the tremendous amount of work that both you and the other Moderators put in.
It is truly greatly appreciated by all.
I would like to wish you...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
December 10th, 2004, 02:03 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 898
Accountants
The boss asked three job applicants the same question: "What is two and two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was 22. The second, an engineer, calculated the answer to be...
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