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Carol KIS September 30th, 2000 11:00 PM

Top ten things only Women understand..
 

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand:
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. Doctor's scale too!!
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!



Kimmygem September 30th, 2000 11:21 PM

I can definitely relate to the shoe thing! I love 'em.....hehe

I am not, I repeat, am not....wearing stilettos! Crazy ass man probably designed those skinny towers!

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Carol KIS September 30th, 2000 11:56 PM

Aint that the truth Kimmy.. about man inventing the stilletos, Where were their brains then... (dont answer, as we all know)

Another thing a MAN had to invent was that *&%$ mamogram machine. Now that is a curse on women!!

A women should invent a "machine" to check their prostrate!!! HUH..

Kimmygem October 1st, 2000 12:28 AM

Ooooo, I totally agree! Now, that would be hilarious...

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Carol KIS October 1st, 2000 12:58 AM

All metal and no padding~~~~

He wont even have to bend over!! LOL http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

lufbra October 1st, 2000 01:26 AM

Ouch, you girls can be so torturous (sp), at least I hope the metal is warm!!
Dave.

Carol KIS October 1st, 2000 01:29 AM

NO NO<< NO warm metal...NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
It must be very cold like the instruments MEN invented for women, and US women know which ones they are...

lufbra October 1st, 2000 01:39 AM

Ohmigod, mine will be all shrivelled up, help me Lafave, I'll but a beer and some rope!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

ironside October 1st, 2000 02:48 AM

Carol KIS
and you think the doctors finger is a plus for checking prostrates,not mine.
as old saying goes
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mines a one way exit only
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Kimmygem October 1st, 2000 02:57 AM

eeeeeewwwww! Gross! I'm taking that mod title back from you, Irons! lol j/k


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ironside October 1st, 2000 03:12 AM

well kimmy
you know what they say honesty hurts.
so the next time you think man invented the mamogram machine,just remember the finger was first.

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Carol KIS October 1st, 2000 03:28 AM

Ironside,,
At least you can go to a little Korean Dr. with tiny hands, that ole mamogram machine is a real killer. NO MERCY there.

I recently had a MRI done and went into that horrible tunnel to listen to all that banging and clanking.. When I came out, I said to the technician "Only a man could invent something like that.He ought to be shot!!"
He claimed it was a man and he commit sucicide because someone stole his patent and he didnt get the fame and money for his invention. I felt a little bad after I had said that....

And yes, the finger was first..

lafave October 1st, 2000 04:19 AM

oh, carol & kimmygem......funny http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif Oh, you guys...if you had to dress/undress for drs. all the time the way women do......so tiring..men are such babies about things sometimes..toughen up i say..... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif and the shoe thing is very true......I have more than 5 pairs of just black shoes..... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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The Dude January 31st, 2023 05:32 AM

I understand #5,10 and 2 :)

Ned Seagoon January 31st, 2023 12:10 PM

My late sister in law suggested a different version of number 3.

Quote:

3. A good man might be hard to find
By the transposition of the words, "Good" and "Hard".


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