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Old May 17th, 2020, 03:36 PM
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Talking Covid-19

Who ever thought the comment "I wouldn't touch her/him with a six foot pole" would become a national policy!?
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Old May 19th, 2020, 01:18 AM
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From the official fake news department.

A man in the US thought the Covid-19 pandemic was a "fake crisis" until he and his wife contracted it.

Brian Hitchens from Jupiter, Florida, was previously a self-proclaimed coronavirus sceptic. He told US media outlet WPTV he thought it was "the government trying something" to distract everyone.

"There were all these masks and gloves. I thought it looks like hysteria."

Almost five weeks ago he and his wife started feeling ill. They were later admitted to hospital and placed in ICU. After their diagnosis, he changed his opinion.
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Old May 19th, 2020, 04:50 AM
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Take a look at how some think about the present situation. (Satirical video)
https://youtu.be/QcUAG6t5aN8
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Old May 19th, 2020, 09:58 PM
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Brilliant!!
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Old May 19th, 2020, 10:28 PM
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Scrolling down the page I found this little gem. Makes me feel good about spam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Uc-cztsJo
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Old May 20th, 2020, 04:12 AM
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Yes, enjoyed that one, very funny.
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Old May 21st, 2020, 08:46 AM
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I actually think I'm suffering from COVID-20 ... the illness you get hen you are just sick of hearing the words "covid 19"
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Old May 30th, 2020, 02:22 AM
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Just one sick person in the entire country. Worth a sigh of relief in my veiw.
Coronavirus outbreak — confirmed cases
New Zealand
TOTAL
1504
CONFIRMED
1154
PROBABLE
350
ACTIVE
1
DEATHS
22
RECOVERED
1481

Worldwide
CONFIRMED
5,704,736

+108,186*
DEATHS
357,736

+4363*

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Old May 30th, 2020, 07:38 AM
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Mods. Please move this post to Covid times how are you..
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